Not your IQ. Sorry, I can’t help myself, my humor vacillates between that of a middle school boy and a dry (can I get an iced tea please) Daria Morgendorffer.
However, we aren’t discussing my warped humor, we were talking about my age, which excuse me is showing.
Exhibit A: I hurt my shoulder bowling and it still hurts. It has been 2 weeks.
Exhibit B: I was bowling.
Exhibit C: I stated that a party is 5 or more people drinking and/or smoking. So KNOCK-IT-OFF!
Exhibit D: I clipped a coupon for Joint Juice.
Exhibit E: I have completely stopped looking at the 20’s outfits in InStyle and am more often than not drawn to the 40’s and 50’s clothes.
Exhibit F: I don’t tweet but I do update my Facebook status daily.
Exhibit G: iTunes genius keeps pointing me in the direction of Tone-Loc and Michael Buble.
Disagreements?
Work ’em out
Odd Things I Dislike (A working list):
1) Ice Cream
2) Competition Reality Shows (except Wipeout. Middle School humor, Ahem)
3) Chick Flicks
4) Sweetened Iced Tea
5) Fried Food
6) The smell of Palmer’s Cocoa Butter
7) Demi Moore
8) Black and Brown together
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