One day ten or so years from now, Keith is going to be very angry with me for sharing this with you. I figure that at that time we will officially be even.
Keith has (and always has had) a serious poop issue. We started buying diaper cream by the case when he was 4 months old. Just the other day I had to use diaper cream on his bottom.... HE DOESN'T WEAR DIAPERS!!!!
Remember I told you about the Grosser than Gross with the crib and Pooplo Picasso? What happened at Serenity today was so much worse. I can't even begin to recount the inventory of all of the things that were destroyed. I will say this: if he didn't have wood floors in his room we would be tearing out carpet. for reals.
How much poop is too much poop? When you are the mom of this charmer (his outfit, my cowboy boots)? I think you know the answer. This is post clean-up on our way out of the house to see Alvin and the Chipmunks.
I rarely take my kids to the movies so tonight we headed out in celebration of the Poopfest 2010. They were excited, I was just hoping to forget..... It worked.
Triple bonus alert! 1) We got to see the movie. 2) The sound was messed up (not bad, it just switched lower than the usual eardrum busting level and some lady complained) so we got three free passes. 3) And then there was the trip to In N Out Burger.
Patrick: Plain Hamburger with Grilled Onions AND a Chocolate Shake.
Keith: Plain Cheeseburger AND a Strawberry Shake.
Meat-eating love.
They are both posing for these pictures. And they both insisted on multiple takes. DIVOS!
Good times. Good times.
