Part 1: You are putting on his shoes and socks. He quietly swipes a sock or a shoe and hides it under his leg. Ever tried to hide an Ugg boot under your leg? Doesn't work. Still funny.
Part 2: On the way to Grandpa's house, at the same spot every day he shouts, "Hey! Mom! Yook at that!"
"What is it Keith?"
"Nofing! I just kidding! I made you yook."
Part 3: Chatting with Grandpa, mom is getting ready to leave.
"Mom, I hafta tell you someting." That means he needs to whisper in your ear.
"Grandpa
Last night this joke went the other way when Keith called Grandpa and reported that "Mama. Pank. My. Bottom."
All jokes until someone gets hurt.
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