Somebody call Guinness

The world record people not the brewery.

Today I sent Keith outside to amuse himself. I was really proud of myself because I got a couple of shots of super toddler on his (his brother's) scooter AND I remembered to spritz him with the SPF 5000. Bad Mommy nothing.

I was feeling extra generous so I not only opened the sandbox, I also put water in the water side. SPF face + wet sand + eating sand =

But that ain't the half of it.... LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT BOOGER! And of course he is getting ready to eat it (grosser than gross).

But wait, there's more. After all that fun he got his daily birdy bath in the laundry room sink.

Can we take this freak show on the road?