I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN TOLD

Compelling, Isn't It?

Patrick wants to be the Line Leader... bad, really bad. He doesn't want to follow anymore, he's sick of having to line up behind everyone else. And in case you were wondering, prayer helper and calendar helper are beneath him. Only Line Leader will do.

There is a process to becoming the line leader. And he has followed all of the rules: don't ask, sit quietly, wait your turn. They still don't pick him. To his credit, much like an unsuccessful political candidate he has the right focus.

Me: Did you get to be line leader today?
Patrick: No, not today.
Me: Who was line leader?
Patrick: I don't know.

That, my friends is a true politician. Senator Patrick Robert Callahan, Chair of the It's All About Me Committee. Would you like to contribute to his campaign?