Dear Target,
Please take all of my money. I mean, it is so clear that the $200 weekly deposits just aren't cutting it. And really, what could I possibly need that I can't buy from your aisles? And now you seem intent to make me spend my hard-earned dollar on Ed Hardy paraphenelia. Really, has it really come to this?
And please don't punish me for what happened this week. It was our family's third trip in only five days.... I didn't get a cart. I still managed to spend $60, but I did it without a shopping cart. As I balanced three boxes of potential kindergarten snacks, lip gloss, wrapping paper and school supplies (none of which were on my list) I thought: here is the way I stop spending so much money at this dang store. But really, who am I kidding, your charm is undeniable I'll be back next week with an extra large deposit.
Mama Lou
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