Milk was meant to be consumed at the temperature of one's body. Cold milk will be promptly returned to the server.
Sharing is one sure way of losing things near and dear to your heart. A more effective alternative is to make sure there is enough to go around before consuming your treasures. Hand out the candy and blankets to make sure no one is trying to take yours (especially your brother).
Yelling at the neighborhood from your second story window is a great way to pass a few minutes in the morning or an hour at nap.
If management does not provide you with an en-suite bathroom, your closet works well as a urinal.
The art of hiding is undervalued by many. No matter how many times someone calls your name nor how many times s/he walks past your hiding place, you must remain quiet. Particularly if you are hiding in your secret gum
Horses. Contrary to popular view, a horse doesn't neigh. A horse says "Yee Haw!" Go ahead, try to argue with me, I've seen a lot of pictures of horses in my time.
Accessories are essential, shoes are optional. When watching Mamma Mia, don't forget your guitar and finger cymbals. Sunday School is a brilliant opportunity to roll out accessories...swim goggles, knight's helmet, whatever your heart desires.
One name per couple max. Rachel and Steve=Uncle Steve. Let's conserve precious brain space, you know I mean Ben, even if I call all of you Jon.
2 comments:
Ha! He sounds like what I think Steve must have been like as a child! I can't wait for mini Steves running around!
Perhaps this explains where he came from ha.
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