A long way to get to a rant about Facebook

Also known as things/people I wonder about.
1) The lady with one lonely curler in the back of her head.  It made me wonder what is worse, knowingly going out to the store with a head full of curlers or forgetting that one that you can't see.  Do you say something?  It was pink and old school.  I just stared at the back of her head for 2 minutes  and finally moved on to pick out my bagged salad.

2) The guy in the 5 series BMW with the license plate FOSHIZLE  What's that about?  Kind of a big commitment to a lame phrase, what's the motivation there?  Oh and he was white and the wheels were stock.

3) The lady decked out in a fur coat and flip flops.  I mean not only do the two pieces represent opposing seasons, they also seem to represent opposite ideas.  But perhaps this was all part of her plan.... granted her outfit is branded in my memory bank..... meanwhile I couldn't tell you what I wore on Monday. 

4) The couple making out (not strong enough, but every other word seems disgusting, but it was disgusting so insert disgustingword here) on the benches at Riverpark.  Yes, I said benches and I meant benches because as the boys and I made our way up and back they kept relocating.  Seeing them once, twice, okay now I'm calling security!

5) My DVR records every episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.... EVERY episode.  My least favorite of the Real  Housewife franchise... and I have repeatedly told the DVR to stop recording reruns or even first runs.  It still records every episode.  It is like Bravo is having a "Bravo wink" at my expense.  I do not like TRHNJ!  I do not like them DVR!

6) Levi Who?   Took  me three weeks to figure out who this kid was, I still don't care.

7) Facebook.  More specifically, New Facebook and whatever part of Facebook makes friend recos.  What is going on?  I am convinced you don't know me after all.   I don't care if we have 34 friends in common, I am not sending that person a friend request.  No matter how many times you suggest that friend.  And why is it my job to make Facebook better for someone, I can't take on that much responsibility, I have a full-time job already.   And so what if one of my friends "only" has 7 friends, they have me and that should be enough.  I mean really Facebook, judgmental much?  only..... how many friends do YOU have FB?  And don't think I can't tell when you recommend my friends to my friends.  It is just kind of creepy this web you weave.  What I want from you?  What I need from you?  I only have two three four demands:
1) spell check and grammar support.  At least for the your/you're issue.  I'm not perfect, we all need help and the phone applications don't do us any favors.
2) how about a little rejection button for your not-so-brilliant friend suggestions
3) and while we are on the topic of friend suggestions I would like to document all of the reasons I don't want to be friends with someone (socked me in my jaw, started mean rumors, owes me money, shallow, two-faced liar).  Perhaps then you will be closer to knowing me and then I will take a serious look at your recommendations.
4) what is up with the non-compatibility issues with the iPhone.  I want to be able to view videos, I want to be able to tag people in my status updates, I want you to work properly.  where's the ap for that?