Patrick, the miniscule pimp that he is, scored a girl's phone number a few weeks ago. He proudly told me of his accomplishment and insisted that we needed to call said girl immediately for a play date.
"Okay," I said, skeptical but playing it out for my own amusement,"What's her number?"
"Here it is, she wrote it down for me!"
Do you think she's from out of state?
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