Complaints....in writing

I'm in a perfect mood for this post, a compendium of complaints.  I just have to get it off of my chest.

Dear Hasbro,
Please make your Star Wars weapons and accessories tinier.
While you are at it, provide each figurine with more tiny weapons, 9 guns for Snow Han Solo just doesn't seem like enough.

Thanks! Mama Lou

Dear Toys R Us/Babies R Us Peeps,
Clean your parking lots.  Gross.  And buy some more garbage cans for your parking lots.  It's not rocket science.
I'mNotComingBackUntilYouDo. unless of course I have to.
Mama Lou

Dear Toys R Us/ Babies R Us Patrons,
Please stop using the parking lot as your garbage can.  Hey! Lady dumping the huge box in the parking lot! I'm talking to you!  Mom, dropping a dirty diaper, this means you.
Gross, share the planet! ML

Dear Clothing Manufacturers,
How about a sizing summit.  While I appreciate the low prices, I can't understand why 4T Boy Shorts range from Daisy Dukes to comically large weight loss waist.  And my baby? She has arm rolls.  Arm Rolls + tight elastic? Not so great.
cheap mama lou

Dear Retail Website Designers,
Three words: Sort By Price.

Dear Fresno Drivers,
I've been known to roll a stop sign or two.  The trick is that you didn't see me because I was the only one at the stop sign!  Just stop!  And those of you that want to wave me forward while you are rolling the stop sign?  Just stop!  Fresno stop sign intersections are 30 seconds of hell.  And I'm not even going to start with the Roundabouts.  Don't stop!

Dear Solicitors,
It really doesn't matter what form you take, I'm not going to buy anything from you.  You can call, knock on my door, send me mail, send me emails, send me text messages, walk up to me in parking lots.... It's not happening.
Leave me alone!
Mama Lou


Phew.  That's better.