The Pokemon Prayer

PATRICK:
Dear Jesus,
Thank you for the apples. They are very good and I know that they are healthy and good for me.

Jesus, please have the Easter Bunny bring me Pokemon. I really really want a whole bunch and I will keep them in a ziploc bag. Jack, he's my cousin, has Pokemon and we have fun playing. Please Jesus, please let the Easter Bunny know that I want a red one.

ME: Why don't we find something more to thank God for....

PATRICK: Thank you for Bear-Bear (the only stuffed bear on the block who is 14, born on August 16th and recently married his mother--but it was a really fun wedding), AMEN.

Editors notes:
This prayer can also be applied to request for Bakugan which is what Jack actually has, although I don't care to know the difference at this point.

I told Patrick I wasn't even going to entertain the request (let alone buy these things) before he learns how to read the cards that come with the toys. It was of course at that point that he moved onto working the Jesus angle.